Goodies Pirate Podcast

"We interrupt our Christmas Eve carol service to bring you an important announcement. The world will end at 12 o'clock tonight."
The Goodies face the dilemma of how to spend their last 28 minutes - but who's going to tell Tim?
Join us for a look at one of the group's all-time favourite episodes!

The Goodies oversee not one, but two Royal Variety Shows, then land the Royal Family in hospital. Forced to take the Royals' place for the re-staging of the Coronation, it seems Tim may well become Queen...

Britain is gripped by the punk wave, leaving Tim to uphold the country's standards. Deemed too pretty to attend the gala Trendsetter's Ball, all seems lost - until help arrives in the form of a Fairy Punkmother...
(Happy Birthday to John Lydon for 31 Jan!)

Tim's secret hobby is Scouting - which is declared illegal after two evil masked Scouts terrorise the population with 'Thousand quid-a-Job Week'. Tasked with capturing the miscreants, Tim discovers their identities may not be so mysterious after all...

Bill must protect the last Dodo from Tim and Graeme's Endangered Species Club, which celebrates vulnerable wildlife - by hunting them! However, the Dodo turns out to be more than any of them can stand...

We kick off Series 7 as the Goodies uncover their ancestry in their version of 'Roots'.
Join Celtic Kiltie, County Cutie and Kinda Kinky as they try to outsmart the Tourist Traders and avoid a career in the Black and White Minstrel Show...

We kick off 2018 with the Series 6 finale, The Goodies Almost Live (aka 'That one where they sing songs for half an hour...'), followed by a more general discussion on the Goodies' musical career.

We take a slight detour from the regular episodes for our Christmas special, featuring special guest Trace for, among other things, a discussion on the Kitten Kon convention.
Merry Christmas and we'll be back next week with The Goodies - Almost Live!

It's 25 years in the future (from 1976) and nothing's now forbidden, so the populace are bored with everything. The new generation of the Goodies are ready to take over - and decide to resolve the problem by reviving the ancient game of cricket...

String, string, string, string - everybody loves string!
String, string, string, string - everybody needs string!
Need we say more? Probably one of the best-remembered episodes - but also one that inspired the 'What you couldn't get away with today' section of the podcast...